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Ben Gurule' prepares
the crowd
for KJ's magnificent entrance.
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"Don't look now, but
Bruce
is taking our picture.....again."
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Ben assigns signs to
participants
as KJ is preparing to enter.
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"So......WHAT are we
supposed to do??"
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President KJ, the
Queen of Hats,
enters to the singing of "It HAT to Be You."
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Following in the
tradition of years gone by, a lame skit ensues.
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KJ proves to be a
very good sport as she blesses the crowd.
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Mary and Jeff do some
last-minute cramming.
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Knowing this is what
we have to look forward to, we are reluctant to let
President KJ leave!
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Cliff Sherwood does
his best
to contribute to the....uh.....humor.
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Mary attempts to
explain
exactly what she's doing here.
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Jeff gets all mushy
and
sentimental on us.....
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.....leading KJ to
break out
into her famous yodeling routine.
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"Back off, Ben!
The lady
is singing for me!"
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This prompts Kim to
jump in with her
favorite cowboy tune "Ah Wish Ah Knowed Where Ah Was When Ah Wrote
This-Here Song".....
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.......which moves KJ
to tears.
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A glass of wine
settles her down.
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"Oh.....there's
MORE?....."
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"Hey, Ben!
That's MY line!"
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"HAHAHAHA....I knew
that!!"
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Walt's rendition of
"To Russia with Love" sets off another crying jag for KJ.
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Since KJ is into
Aromatherapy,
Dwight poses as A Roman Therapist...
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...spraying aroma
wherever he goes.
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KJ gets it from all
sides.
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"PLEASE, let me go
home...."
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"What do you mean
'let you go home'? What do you think this is....a party??"
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The Roman Therapist
tracks down odors underneath Walt and Ben's arms and covers it with
Aroma.
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"Relax, KJ--that's
the end!"
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President KJ passes
out awards
to the faithful, including Dwight."
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Mary also receives
the John Goe Award.
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"And I will give this
pen to anyone
who can guess what "KJ" stands for!!
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A standing ovation
for our
outgoing president, KJ Page!
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Bernie tries to keep
a straight face
as he is sworn in as the 2006-07 Castro Valley Rotary President!
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KJ presents Bernie
with his official
podium identification sign.
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"Mah Fellow
Americans....."
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"Ah do hereby promise
to provide delicious luncheons at half the price!"
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